Note: I am no longer on Twitter or Facebook. I remember when I didnt know what a "tweet" was, other than the sound a bird makes. It wasnt so long ago, either. Below is just a random list of tweets. Pathetic, I know, but ... read more

A man learns how tough it is to order a pizza in the not-too-distant future. How to order a Pizza in ... read more

The truth sounds like hate to those who hate the truth -- Todd Wagner ... read more

If you are too weak to give yourselves your own law, then a tyrant shall lay his yoke upon you and say ’Obey! Clench your teeth and obey!’ And all good and evil shall be drowned in obedience to him. ... read more

Yes, we do it all here at FriendsNews! If I said to you "Bohemian Highway, California Merlot 2007," what would you think? Crap? Just this side of Thunderbird? Well, youd be wrong. At the amazingly low price of $6 for the smal ... read more

Tonight is our last night in Astrakhan. So, I thought I’d post some pictures of where we’ve been living for the past 19 days. We’ve had many battles over clothing. She thinks I put too much clothes on her. In the ho ... read more

Used New Hilti Tools and Accessories. Hilti professional demolition/concrete tools. SHIPPING WORLDWIDE ... read more

Doug sells power tools Doug 39 ... read more

Sounds like a movie title. Anyway, it’s Thursday morning. ... read more

I delegated the responsibility of reading Elizabeth her bedtime story :) By the way, she slept great! I put her to bed at 8:15 and she was asleep by 8:30. We woke up at 8:00 this morning. - Ronica ... read more

My daughter just made my day. Here’s her card to me. ... read more

Got off the phone with NASA. Had to tell ’em, Look, I’m not willing to relocate. Stop calling! OK, so it wasn’t actually NASA, I didn’t say exactly that, and it wasn’t actually a job offer. A recrui ... read more

On the day before an election that’s supposed to hinge on jobs, taxes and the middle class, Bain Capital, the company Mitt Romney founded, will close the doors of a factory in Freeport, Illinois, and ship 170 ... read more

... for a fraction of the cost. This is the one thing that kills our food budget, but we keep buying it because my back muscles seem to need the electrolytes to keep from spasming. At least, that’s what I’ve co ... read more

We just donated to Harmony Haven Therapeutic Riding and Horse Rescue. This recent snowstorm knocked down fencing, along with their shelter. And don 39 ... read more

I’d like to report that if anyone has prostate issues, the best treatment I know of is ... read more

The Wandering Eye Vol. 7 No. 1, March 19, 1995 [We 're back! Sorry it took s ... read more

Not Just Another NewsletterMONDAY, JULY 19, 1993CIRCULATION: Fro ... read more

The Leaky Faucet Vol. 4, No. 3, March 18, 1992 More of the same, basically. Doug ... read more

The Barking Dog Vol. 4 No. 6, July 22, 1992 "Who names these newsletters, anyway?" earthquakes, earthquakes! ... read more

Vol. 1 No. 3, July, 1989 [Editor's Note: Due to profa ... read more

The Stupid Kangaroo Vol. 5, No. 1, February 1, 1993 Editor 's Note ... read more