[from 1990]This is a story bout a girl named LucyOtherwise known as "The Rappin Watusi"She lays down a beat that gets your toes tappinIf your toes get tired, let your fingers do the snappinShe says "Hey bu ... read more

The War on Terror(TM) is a product. It doesnt exist to keep us safe; on the contrary, it exists to keep us in a state of fear. - Liberty Underground News Service ... read more

Great article. By capitalisms perverse moral logic, if a person sells toxic assets by knowingly misrepresenting them as sound, the fault lies not with the misrepresentation of the seller, but rather with the lack of due diligence on ... read more

Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it. -- Laurence J. Peter, The Peter Principle ... read more

All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make our world. -- Buddha ... read more

Tara just brought me back from the pharmacy where Im having a prescription filled. We used CVS because Tara had a coupon. She is the coupon queen. Doesnt buy anything without a coupon these days. Its a hobby. You should check ... read more

... maybe less! That cheers me up. Thats assuming everything goes as planned ... and it WILL. I believe in positive thinking (when Im desperate, anyway, because it leads to positive actions, which lead to positive results, or at l ... read more

I set this blog so that you can now add your comments anonymously without logging in. So, comment away! I was afraid that the requirement for a login was keeping people from participating. Now you can go crazy because youre anonymous. ... read more

Eleanors back surgery a success! Everyone warned me against back surgery, she says. But, Id be in a wheelchair now if I hadnt had surgery! ... read more

Watch Tara the Hero Cat attempt to throw a ceremonial first pitch. The video is now missing from the Times, so theres now a link to the original incident, although YouTube has marked it "offensive to some viewers." Who are th ... read more

The other day at the house, we had this conversation:Elizabeth: This is my house.Bill: Your house? I thought it was my and moms house.Elizabeth: No. Its mine. Im sharing it with you. Tara and I cracked up. ... read more

I should say something about bleach, as a number of critics insist MMS (chlorine dioxide) is a bleach and, thus, a poison. Chlorine dioxide, the chemical that is MMS, has never been used domestically as a bleach for cleaning toilets. It is ... read more

We had a freeze Tuesday night, so I lost my tomato plants and probably my cucumbers. :( I replaced those original tomato plants, adding cherry tomatoes, and might have lost those too because, even though I hadn t planted them yet, I ... read more

Well, I had an exciting morning. Who needs coffee to wake up? It was around 5:30 when I let our pug Joey out in the backyard. Im standing there keeping an eye out for critters (there is no fence) when, sure enough, a couple of coyotes ... read more

A gargle made from salt water can relieve a sore throat. As well, it can stop a budding infection in its tracks. Mix 1 tablespoon of salt with a cup of water and gargle. ... read more

Cuil.com (pronounced "cool"). And heres a good reason to use it (or StartPage) instead of Google: newstrust.net/stories/26853 ... read more

Old stuff, but some of its still funny ... Its basically the precursor to this website. Click the links in the table of contents, above. Otherwise, just do a search in the home pages ... read more

The Holmes Family Newsletter Vol. 2, No. 8 "Anniversary Issue"May 25, 1990[Editors Note: This is the big one! The big enchi ... read more

The Newsletter Vol. 2 No. 12, September 17, 1990"Your Only News Source" Its a gir ... read more

The Belching Frog Vol. 4, No. 7, September 16, 1992"Thomas should like this name." Doug returns again On August ... read more

The Holmes Family Newsletter Vol. 1, No. 10 - Worldwide Circulation - December 6, 1989 Newsletter sold! The Holmes Family ... read more

The Leaky Faucet"Irritating, yet soothing. Obnoxious, yet hypnotic"Vol. 3, No. 6, July 30, 1991Sapphire dispute settled out of courtSteve ... read more