Below is everything (newest at top) with "family OR holmes OR newsletter" in its title or subcategories. For a strict listing (matching all categories and subcats), click hereVol. 1 - 1; 2; 3; 4; 5; 6; 7; 8; 9; 10 | Vol. 2 - 1; 2; 3; 4; 5; 6; 7; 8; 9; 10; 11; 12; 13; 14; 15 | Vol. 3 - 1; 2; 3; 4; 5; 6; 7; 8 | Vol. 4 - 1; 2; 3; 4; 5; 6; 7; 8 | Vol. 5 - 1; 2; 3; 4; 5; 6; 7; 8 | Vol. 6 - 1; 2; 3; 4; 5; 6; 7 | Vol. 7 - 1 | Vol. 8 - 1HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTERfrom 2020 in ( family / holmes / newsletter )
Vol 1 No 1 Vol 1 No 2 Vol 1 No 3 Vol 1 No 4 Vol 1 No 5 Vol 1 No 6 Vol 1 No 7 Vol 1 No 8 Vol 1 No 9 Vol 1 No 10 Vol 2 No 1 Vol 2 No 2 Vol 2 No 3 Vol 2 No 4 Vol 2 No 5 Vol 2 No 6 Vol 2 No 7 Vol 2 No 8 Vol 2 No 9 Vol 2 No 10 Vol 2 No 11 Vol 2 No 12 Vol 2 No 13 Vol 2 No 14 Vol 2 No 15 Vol 3 No 1 Vol 3 No 2 Vol 3 No 3 Vol 3 No 4 Vol 3 No 5 Vol 3 No 6 V... read more FAMILY NEWSLETTERfrom 2008 in ( family / holmes / newsletter )Old stuff, but some of it's still funny ... It's basically the precursor to this website. Click the links in the table of contents, above. Otherwise, just do a search in the home page's search box for newsletter (without quotes).... read more HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 8 NO 1from 1997 in ( family / holmes / newsletter )
Once in a Blue MoonVol. 8 No. 1, February 1997A lot has happened since our last newsletter, so let's just jump right in with the news... Mike and Evelyn get married Almost two years ago now (June 21, 1995, actually), Mike married his longtime friend, Evelyn. Only a select few of the newsletter staff were invited: Lionel (PopPop), Eleanor, G... read more HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 7 NO 1from 1995 in ( family / holmes / newsletter )The Wandering Eye Vol. 7 No. 1, March 19, 1995We're back! Sorry it took so long between issues, but the entire staff was frozen solid in a block of ice the past three months. We just now thawed out. You know how it is. We should have known better than to visit Antarctica in winter. We figured, hey, it's south, it must be warm. Oh well, liv... read more HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 6 NO 7from 1995 in ( family / holmes / newsletter )
Yee-Haw The only newsletter we do!Vol. 6, No. 7, December 29, 1994Belinda Has Puppies!Another one of Lucy's dogs has gone and had a litter of pups. This time the mother is Belinda, a Rottweiler, and she gave birth to a litter of ten, nine of which were boys. This is Lucy's Nightshadow Kennels' seventh, or G litter. Pursuant to contrac... read more HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 6 NO 6from 1994 in ( family / holmes / newsletter )
Coyote BreathVol. 6 No. 6, October 26, 1994 Don rides to DenverIn August, Don rode his motorcycle from Nashville to Denver. He wouldn't say why or what he did while in Denver. All we know is that he returned to Nashville a week later, but only stopped for a quick chiropractic adjustment before continuing south to Florida.I want to be there whe... read more HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 6 NO 5from 1994 in ( family / holmes / newsletter )
Behind the Eight Ball Who is that behind the eight ball, anyway?Vol. 6 No. 5, August 21, 1994 Jeannie Breaks HandJeannie, a DMV employee in Tracy, CA, broke her hand after falling off her bicycle on the way to work recently. The DMV doesn't allow its workers to drive cars. Luckily, she was wearing her helmet. If not for that, she might have b... read more HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 6 NO 4from 1994 in ( family / holmes / newsletter )
Fish Stories Best when lightly buttered, with just a pinch of lemon.Vol. 6 No. 4June 28, 1994 Tiffany wins awardsTiffany and her horse, Rocky, of Tracy, CA, competed in a local horse show a couple of months ago. See how current this newsletter is? The duo ended up winning a couple of blue ribbons and a few other ribbons. Anyway, congratulations T... read more HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 6 NO 3from 1994 in ( family / holmes / newsletter )
The Obtuse Moose Vol. 6, No. 3, April 21, 1994 Jeannie finds dog Jeannie and John have a ranch in Tracy, California. To help pay the bills, they board a few horses. One of those horses, a fat new gray Arabian mare, had been particularly irritable recently. She would swish her tale in agitation whenever someone tried to saddle her, for instance, and... read more HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 6 NO 2from 1994 in ( family / holmes / newsletter )
Falling Down a Manhole (can be quite painful and should be avoided)Vol. 6, No. 2, March 1, 1994 Michael moves!Michael has moved out of his mother, Lucy's, house. It's the first time I've been able to afford it, he says. Believe me, it would've happened sooner if it could have been helped.Sharing a house with three friends now, ... read more HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 6 NO 1from 1994 in ( family / holmes / newsletter )
Itchy Trigger FingerVol. 6, No. 1, February 6, 1994Earthquake in Southern California!We're sure you've heard all about it on the news, but we just wanted to mention it in case you've just recently emerged from a cave. It happened at 4:31 a.m. PST, January 17, 1994. Centered in the northern San Fernando Valley city of Northridge, 15 or 2... read more HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 5 NO 8from 1993 in ( family / holmes / newsletter )
The Happy Hairball(something we keep coughing up) Volume 5, Number 8 December 20, 1993 Publisher: This guy ->> Editor: Same guy Distributor: Brave little delivery boys and girls worldwide Address: Nashville, TN 37215 A Thanksgiving Feast(an appropriate headline following the above title, eh?)It was a huge gathering. Three generations of the ... read more HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 5 NO 7from 1993 in ( family / holmes / newsletter )
The Rotten Apple Journalism with visible holesVol. 5 No. 7, December 1, 1993 Mike Rolls Car!LIVINGSTON, CA -- Remember we told you about Mike's new car in the previous issue? Well, he totalled it a couple of days after we sent that issue out. We're pretty sure he did it just to make us look bad. How it happened was, he was on his way ho... read more HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 5 NO 6from 1993 in ( family / holmes / newsletter )
Hoot and a HollerVol. 5, No. 6, September 28, 1993 -- Nashville editionJournalism at its finest! -- Yearly subscription rate: $135 Brouns family buys propertyLATHROP, CA -- John, Jeannie, their kids, Tiffany and Thomas, John's sister and Tiffany and Thomas's aunt, Anna, and Anna and John's parents and Jeannie and John's kids' gr... read more HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 5 NO 5from 1993 in ( family / holmes / newsletter )
the rabblerouser Vol. 5, No. 5, August 8, 1993Bill moving to NashvilleBill is moving to Nashville, Tennessee to pursue his boyhood dream of being a country singing star! Oh wait, that's Don's boyhood dream. Bill's just moving there for the hell of it. What did you expect? says Bill. To celebrate the fact that Bill is moving two thousa... read more HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 5 NO 4from 1993 in ( family / holmes / newsletter )Not Just Another NewsletterMONDAY, JULY 19, 1993CIRCULATION: From 8 to 15 (depending on our mood and how many stamps we have)Copyright 1993 / Enterprises / 2 pages BILL ARRESTEDThat's right. Bill, this newsletter's editor, was arrested -- twice! -- last month and released on his own recognizance by the almighty California Highway Patrol. Hi... read more HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 5 NO 3from 1993 in ( family / holmes / newsletter )
A Face in the CrowdVol. 5, No. 3, May 25, 1993Eleanor Gets LicenseAfter taking the DMV driving test every year since the age of 16, Eleanor has finally passed and been given her drivers license!It just goes to show that perseverance pays off, said Eleanor. Bill MovesIn keeping with his religious belief of moving once a year or so, Bill has done j... read more HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 5 NO 2from 1993 in ( family / holmes / newsletter )
The Sacred CowVol. 5, No. 2, March 15, 1993 Dad sucked from plane!Well, almost. And it was 41 years ago. Hey, nobody can accuse us of being accurate or current (or relevant, for that matter)!Anyway, as a big corporate executive for McGraw Hill Publishers in 1952, Dad was flown 1st class from New York to Rio de Janeiro to join the rest of his fami... read more HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 5 NO 1from 1993 in ( family / holmes / newsletter )
The Stupid Kangaroo Vol. 5, No. 1, February 1, 1993 Editor's Note: This newsletter welcomes the New Year (kicking and screaming, but that's to be expected) and we wish all our readers (and a few others) a happy, healthy New Year (Boldog uj ev! in Hungarian, but you probably knew that). Did you notice the Vol. 5, No. 1 above? Yeah, we c... read more HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 4 NO 8from 1992 in ( family / holmes / newsletter )
The Leaping Lizard Vol. 4, No. 8, October 20, 1992 EDITOR'S NOTE ...After Grandma's recent birthday party (see article below), this newsletter was swamped with requests from people wanting to be added to our mailing list. (Someone had apparently smuggled in a copy of the latest issue.) Anyway, our phones have been ringing off the hook ever ... read more HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 4 NO 7from 1992 in ( family / holmes / newsletter )
The Belching Frog Vol. 4, No. 7, September 16, 1992Thomas should like this name. Doug returns again On August 26, Doug returned from Europe for the second time in as many months. Of course, his first thought upon returning to the U.S. was to arrange for a stopover in Los Angeles so he could visit with The Belching Frog staff and file his report. ... read more HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 4 NO 6from 1992 in ( family / holmes / newsletter )
The Barking Dog ... read more HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 4 NO 5from 1992 in ( family / holmes / newsletter )The Broken Record Vol. 4, No. 5, June 25, 1992Predictable, irritating. Really, no redeeming qualities whatsoever.L.A. riots: The aftermath In the aftermath of the Los Angeles riots, religious and community leaders speak of healing, rebuilding, minority empowerment ... Enough already!!! If I hear the words aftermath, healing, or rebuilding o... read more HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 4 NO 4from 1992 in ( family / holmes / newsletter )
The Squeaky Sprocket Vol. 4, No. 4, May 11, 1992 The intelligent person's newsletter of choice. Riots in L.A., earthquakes in So. Cal and Eureka!Is the world coming to an end? Probably. And did you notice that all these things happened at a time when this newsletter was conspicuously missing from your mailbox? Think about it. Okay, that's... read more HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 4 NO 3from 1992 in ( family / holmes / newsletter )
The Leaky Faucet Vol. 4, No. 3, March 18, 1992More of the same, basically. Doug elected presidentWith this nation in the throes of its quadrennial tradition of political rhetoric and b.s., one name has gone relatively unnoticed: Douglas Phillip redacted. Never heard of him? That will soon change. You see, Mr. redacted has been elected Preside... read more HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 4 NO 2from 1992 in ( family / holmes / newsletter )The Leaky Faucet Vol. 4, No. 2, February 13, 1992 The quintessential newsletter. Warning: May not be suitable for the humor impaired. Elvis lives!Yes, all your prayers have been answered! The King is alive and well! We know this for a fact because we saw it on a t.v. special hosted by Bill Bixby, The Elvis Conspiracy. Elvis is now apparently... read more HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 4 NO 1from 1992 in ( family / holmes / newsletter )The Leaky Faucet Vol. 4, No. 1, January 4, 1992Everything you've ever wanted to know about anything. Diane has surgery On December 3, Diane of Hayward, CA had back surgery done on her back (always a good place to have back surgery). And, apparently, everything went well and she is now convalescing at home. Candy and flowers are now being acce... read more HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 3 NO 8from 1991 in ( family / holmes / newsletter )The Leaky Faucet Vol. 3, No. 8, December 10, 1991 Steve & Denise host ThanksgivingTurkey was served and everybody ate it. What else is there to say? Okay, so it was an excellent meal thanks to the efforts of Denise and those who brought side dishes. And the dinner rolls were especially good.Doug provided before-dinner entertainment with the obligat... read more HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 3 NO 7from 1991 in ( family / holmes / newsletter )The Leaky Faucet Vol. 3, No. 7, October 14, 1991 Mike lands great job!Michael has been named Executive Producer of Cal State Stanislaus' new bi-weekly cable television show. It will basically be a show focusing on happenings on campus, and Mike is in charge! We asked Mike how he got such a great job, and he said, I don't know, really. They... read more HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 3 NO 6from 1991 in ( family / holmes / newsletter )The Leaky FaucetIrritating, yet soothing. Obnoxious, yet hypnoticVol. 3, No. 6, July 30, 1991Sapphire dispute settled out of courtSteve of Sacramento, CA, invested in a sapphire venture a few solar eclipses back. He was to be guaranteed 25% profit, with the possibility of 100% profit. Well, the deal went sour. Steve's partners lost most of ... read more HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 3 NO 5from 1991 in ( family / holmes / newsletter )
NEWS Vol. 3, No. 5, July 6, 1991Northern California's leading newsletter since 1989 (except for those few months when we were Southern California's leading newsletter) Record heat melts Sacto!Molten steel and rubber cover cityThe mercury has topped the century mark every single day of this past week in Sacramento (and several other central ... read more HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 3 NO 4from 1991 in ( family / holmes / newsletter )the Evening Star Post-Tribune Dispatch (we couldn't decide on a name) Vol. 3, No. 4, June 4, 1991 Bikers ride to YosemiteOn Mother's Day, John, Jeannie, Don and Diane (collectively known as Hell On Wheels) rode their motorcycles to Yosemite. We had a great time, Jeannie, the club spokesperson, said afterward. On their return trip they s... read more HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 3 NO 3from 1991 in ( family / holmes / newsletter )and now...THE NEWS Vol. 3, No. 3 (yes, only No. 3)April 26, 1991Doug returns from Hungary On March 21, Doug left Sacramento for Budapest (pronounced booda-pesht), Hungary. Taking advantage of a tickets-for-mugs trade with American Airlines (no kidding!), he flew from Sacramento to Chicago and then to Munich, where he caught a train to Budapest.... read more HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 3 NO 2from 1991 in ( family / holmes / newsletter )the NEWSLETTER Vol. 3, No. 2 February 10, 1991 It's a girl... and a boy and a girl and a boy... Chance, a dog, has given birth to seven little dogs. Three boys and four girls! Hasn't she ever heard of birth control? The puppies' names (though Jeannie will never admit it) are: Delta Dawg, Delta King, Delta Queen, Desert Shield, Desert S... read more HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 3 NO 1from 1991 in ( family / holmes / newsletter )news from La-La Land HAPPY NEW YEAR!!Vol. 3, No. 1, January 4, 1991 Newsletter editor murdered!The editor of this newsletter was apparently murdered some time over the weekend according to police. We think it was our editor, anyway. Nobody's actually ever seen him, so we couldn't identify the body. This edition was quickly put togeth... read more HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 2 NO 15from 1990 in ( family / holmes / newsletter )NEWS, ETC. Vol. 2, No. 15, December 18, 1990Christmas Issue Lucy to Host ChristmasLucy will be having Christmas at her house this year. It's a potluck affair. Only those with food will be allowed in. Says Lucy, It'll be very informal. No dinner table. If you have someplace else to go, feel free. Well, she sounds excited, doesn't she... read more HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 2 NO 14from 1990 in ( family / holmes / newsletter )
The Daily Gargoyle Vol. 2, No. 14, November 16, 1990 Just when you thought it was safe to open the mailbox!Editor's note: For those of you who actually believed, or hoped, that there wouldn't be any more newsletters, well, all we can say is... sorry! These things won't stop until somebody blows up our office... which could happen any... read more HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 2 NO 13from 1990 in ( family / holmes / newsletter )
Hometown NewsVol. 2, No. 13, October 20, 1990Editor's Note: This is most definitely the last issue. Bill graduates!After seven months, Bill has finally completed his computer programming course! The school, MTI Business College (a school Bill recommends, though not for computer programming) had a graduation ceremony and everything; complete w... read more HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 2 NO 12from 1990 in ( family / holmes / newsletter )The Newsletter Vol. 2 No. 12, September 17, 1990Your Only News Source It's a girl!!We asked Denise if she could hurry up and have the baby because we wanted to put out this issue. And, sure enough, she had the baby two weeks early! Wasn't that nice? The bouncing baby girl, Kristen, was born sometime after midnight, September 9, and Denise... read more HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 2 NO 11from 1990 in ( family / holmes / newsletter )the NEWSLETTER Vol. 2, No. 11, August 13, 1990 Doug makes pilgrimageDoug, aka Sluggo, made a pilgrimage to the Mormon church's genealogical library in Salt Lake City over a week ago and hasn't been seen since! Several theories have been put forward in an effort to explain his missingness, but we think ... Update: He's just called th... read more HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 2 NO 10from 1990 in ( family / holmes / newsletter )Things You Need To Know Vol. 2, No. 10, July 16, 1990 Pioneer Portuguese now availableWorld famous Portuguese historian Lionel Holmes's latest work is now available at a store near you. Don't be surprised if they're sold out. Sales have been brisk. Quick, order one today! Dad had his picture taken and will be interviewed today, Monday... read more HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 2 NO 9from 1990 in ( family / holmes / newsletter )WORLD NEWS Award-Winning JournalismVol. 2, No. 9, June 14, 1990 Dad kills rattler! Special to the NewsBack from a week in the wilds of Arizona, Dad and Eleanor told of battles with man-eating coyotes and vicious attack-rattlesnakes which Dad wrestled barehanded to save countless maidens in distress from fates worse than death. Baloney aside, Dad ... read more HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 2 NO 8from 1990 in ( family / holmes / newsletter )The Holmes Family Newsletter Vol. 2, No. 8 Anniversary IssueMay 25, 1990Editor's Note: This is the big one! The big enchilada. The killer tomato. It's the anniversary issue! (Aren't you excited?) It was one year ago today that a young man with a dream founded The Holmes Family Newsletter, only to be arrested and declared criminally... read more HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 2 NO 7from 1990 in ( family / holmes / newsletter )the NEWS Vol. 2, No. 7, May 1, 1990Editor's Note: We would like to apologize for that last issue, but we won't. We'd like to say it'll never happen again, but hey... Mike gets jobMike has taken a job as a process server for a Modesto private investigation firm. He had job offers coming in from everywhere, of course, but Mike chose... read more HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 2 NO 6from 1990 in ( family / holmes / newsletter )the NEWS Vol. 2, No. 6, April 16, 1990Back in spite of popular demand. WORLD NEWS Mike is back from Germany and looking very European. (Fancy haircut, pale complexion, but otherwise healthy.) He's having trouble getting used to speaking English again. But then, he always did have trouble with that. Greg visited Sacramento last week to report ... read more HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 2 NO 5from 1990 in ( family / holmes / newsletter )Big News & Other Stuff Vol. 2, No. 5 Yeah, another new name. March 19, 1990 Mike to return earlyMike has had a change of plans and expects to return from Germany at the end of March, assuming his mom can afford the return airfare. Otherwise, Mike runs the risk of being stuck in Germany and getting drafted into the German Army! Or maybe being forc... read more HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 2 NO 4from 1990 in ( family / holmes / newsletter )
Billy ClubNews That Hits You Over The HeadVol. 2, No. 4, February 26, 1990Coyote has puppies!Lucy's dog, Coyote, had four little shepherdy things on Friday, the 23rd. Yeah, only four. But they're big puppies, says Lucy. This is the third litter for Lucy's Nightshadow Kennels. And, pursuant to AKC Rule 60609, the names of these puppi... read more HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 2 NO 3from 1990 in ( family / holmes / newsletter )Billy Club Vol. 2, No. 3, February 8, 1990 aka Bullseye, Hard Copy, The Holmes Family Newsletter A newsletter for the 90s and beyond!Diane now a doctorCall her Dr. Holmes now. Diane Holmes, D.C., to be exact. She passed her exams last month and is now officially a chiropractor! Diane stated,It wasn't easy. There were hardly any multiple ch... read more HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 2 NO 2from 1990 in ( family / holmes / newsletter )
Bullseye Vol. 2, No. 2, January 26, 1990formerly known as Hard Copy; before that, The Holmes Family Newsletter Denise expecting!Taking her cue from Lucy's dog, Coyote, Denise is also expecting puppies, er, that is, a child sometime mid to late September. Congratulations, Denise (and Steve)! Steve to undergo surgerySteve is set to undergo doub... read more HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 2 NO 1from 1990 in ( family / holmes / newsletter )
HARD COPY Vol. 2, No. 1 Hard-Hitting JournalismJanuary 3, 1990 formerly known as The Holmes Family Newsletter Predictions for 1990 Elvis Presley will still be dead. Vice-President Quayle will be kicked out of office and reassigned as Ambassador to Libya. Los Angeles will secede from the Union and nobody will care. The Raiders will move to Sacr... read more HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 1 NO 10from 1989 in ( family / holmes / newsletter )The Holmes Family Newsletter Vol. 1, No. 10 -- Worldwide Circulation -- December 6, 1989 Newsletter sold! The Holmes Family Newsletter was involved in a hostile takeover. A group of Japanese investors have taken control of the Newsletter by means of a leveraged buy-out. Luckily, they're letting Bill keep his job as editor. However, they insist ... read more HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 1 NO 9from 1989 in ( family / holmes / newsletter )The Holmes Family Newsletter A Newsletter With A Mission In Life! Vol. 1, No. 9 Worldwide Circulation November 21, 1989 The Environmental Issue Only 34 days 'til Christmas And where will this year's celebration be? Well, Lucy has offered to sacrifice her house for the cause. But, if you want to host A Holmes Family Christmas at your house, ... read more HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 1 NO 8from 1989 in ( family / holmes / newsletter )The Holmes Family Newsletter Vol. 1, No. 8, October 23, 1989 earthquake! Where were you when it hit?Don was just leaving his office on the 15th floor in downtown San Francisco when the whole building started to shake. I survived, said Don. But it definitely wasn't fun. It was the scariest 15 seconds in my life. Diane was at a conference in... read more HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 1 NO 7from 1989 in ( family / holmes / newsletter )The Holmes Family Newsletter Vol. 1, No. 7, October 5, 1989Let's face it, these things are going to just keep coming. Steve arrested... read more HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 1 NO 6from 1989 in ( family / holmes / newsletter )The Holmes Family Newsletter Vol. 1, No. 6a, September 17, 1989Everyone seems to be on a diet these days. Lucy and Jeannie are trying a low carbohydrate/high protein diet. Don's trying good new reliable starvation. Eleanor is on the NutriSystem plan. Bill is on a junk food diet. And Steve, of course, is always on a diet due to his lifelong weig... read more HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 1 NO 5from 1989 in ( family / holmes / newsletter )The Holmes Family Newsletter Vol. 1, No. 5, September 5, 1989 Jeannie breaks elbow Placed on Disabled ListLathrop -- While attempting a sling-shot maneuver during a roller derby match last month with teammates Tiffany and Thomas, Jeannie went over the railing and broke her elbow. Jeannie stated, You should see the other guy! Tiffany and Thomas... read more HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 1 NO 4from 1989 in ( family / holmes / newsletter )The Holmes Family Newsletter Vol. 1, No. 4, August 1, 1989 Largest Tri-Weekly Newsletter Circulation in the West! tri-weekly (tri-week'lee) 1. we TRY to get it out weekly) Editor's Note: This will probably be the last issue. See article below. Newsletter Held For Ransom!The Newsletter's religious advisor, Oral Hershiser, received a ... read more HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 1 NO 3from 1989 in ( family / holmes / newsletter )The Holmes Family Newsletter Vol. 1 No. 3, July, 1989Editor's Note: Due to profanity, nudity, and the mature theme of this issue, parental discretion is advised.Mike made the Cal State Stanislaus Dean's List for the '88-'89 school year! There was a BIG write-up on him in the Chronicle -- the Livingston Chronicle. Well, it wasn'... read more HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 1 NO 2from 1989 in ( family / holmes / newsletter )The Holmes Family newsletter June 23, 1989 -- Vol. 1, No. 2 -- Since 1989Editor's Note: This may be the last issue. NEWSJeannie's dog, Chance, finally had her puppies. Ten of twelve survived, eight of which are female. And they're on sale this week! Jeannie was quoted as saying Our prices are so low, it's INSANE! SPORTSDad and E... read more HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 1 NO 1from 1989 in ( family / holmes / newsletter )The Holmes Family Newsletter Vol. 1, No. 1, Since 1989May 25, 1989Editor's Note: This may be the only issue, so pay attention! AnnouncementsWell, the big news, of course, is Steve and Denise's engagement. The wedding is set for the weekend before Thanksgiving, I think, so be sure and make plans accordingly.Lost & FoundYes, Doug is still ... read more |
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