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Joke images

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Get into farming

Some bad language, but funny. Get Into Farming... read more

Memes about memes

British problems

Stumbled upon this and thought I'd share. Here's a sample... Look, buddy, I get it . You ... read more

Restroom difficulty

Don't you hate it when you're at work? The end. Wait, that's not the end. You're at work — on the bottom floor, because that's where the snack machine is — and you decide to use the restroom. The cleaning lady is... read more

More miscellaneous jokes

Screw in a light bulb Q: How many "Star Trek" crew members does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Six. Scotty to get on the intercom when the light goes out and say, "I canna do it, Cap'n! I'm not a miracle worker... read more

Couple of good ones

OK, three good ones. and and, this just in, something to settle the argument... ... read more

Bumper stickers again

Just thought I'd mention my bumper stickers again. Might be good stocking stuffers! :) ... read more

Taking the Stairs

Don't you hate it when you're taking the stairs, looking down because it's a struggle, you think you've reached your floor only to look up and see you've got two more to go? Working on the third floor is rough!... read more

Worrying works!

Worrying must work, because everything I worry about ends up not happening!... read more

If a man speaks in the forest...

Joke we heard Lee Child telling (though we're fairly sure he's not the author)... "If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear it, is he still wrong?"... read more

So God made a dog

I love this. via So God made a dog "And on the 9th day God looked down on his children and said the... read more

How Hubbard and Rand got their ideas

According to this video, this must be how it happened. ... read more

Bureaucracy at its worst, legal argument at its best

Part of rebuilding New Orleans caused residents often to be challenged with the task of tracing home titles back potentially hundreds of years.. With a community rich with history stretching back over two centuries, houses have been p... read more

Sold another bumper sticker!

Man, that's three this year. At a dollar apiece, I'm gonna be rich! :) ... read more

Fastest trooper

Montana State Trooper In most of the United States there is a policy of checking on any stalled vehicle on the highway when temperatures drip to single digits or below. About 3 a.m. one very cold morning, Montana State Troop... read more

Doormats with a difference

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Bumper stickers

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My first bumper sticker sale!

I just got an email saying I've made my first bumper sticker sale! They bought three, actually. At 33 cents commission per item, at this rate, one sale per year, I'll be rich in no time! UPDATE: That was at Zazzle, but now ... read more

A few bumper stickers!

And one t-shirt, too. That's not me in the picture. :) Here's my "store": zazzle/holmes3804* ... read more

Detroit bank robbery

Detroit PD should be ashamed! :) See Detroit bank robbery ... read more

April Fool's Day hoaxes

April Fool's Day Hoaxes/Friday Funnies/April Days Top 10 April Fools hoaxes SPAGHETTI HARVEST - Bogus item on 1957 BBC news show Panorama. Viewers seeking advice on growing their own were told to put spaghetti sprig... read more

Airline cabin announcements

All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in flight "safety lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: 1. On a Southwest flight 245 (SW has ... read more

Stupid sayings

Save the whales. Collect the whole set. A day without sunshine is like, night. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 99 percent of politician... read more

Ice fishing

Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. There... read more

Lawyer jokes

Courtroom Capers   Mary Louise Gilman, editor of the National Shorthand Reporter, has collected many hilarious courtroom bloopers in two books (Humor in the Court (1977) and More Humor in t... read more

Barbecue season

After months of cold and winter, we are finally coming up to summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking as it's the only type of cooking a real man will do,... read more