Hilarious conversation I came across on thegatewaypundit.com in the comment section of an article...

  • No toilet paper for you!
  • I have a bidet. Best investment eva!
  • How do you dry your crack?
  • It has a built in blow (heated) dryer.
  • Holy moly! I'm slumming it with my basic bidet!
  • And a heated seat... I know I'm rubbing it in.
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