On The Subject Of Bidets
Hilarious conversation I came across on thegatewaypundit.com in the comment section of an article...
No toilet paper for you!I have a bidet. Best investment eva!How do you dry your crack?It has a built in blow (heated) dryer.Holy moly! I'm slumming it with my basic bidet!And a heated seat... I know I'm rubbing it in.