On The Subject Of Bidets

Hilarious conversation I came across on thegatewaypundit.com in the comment section of an article...

No toilet paper for you!

I have a bidet. Best investment eva!

How do you dry your crack?

It has a built in blow (heated) dryer.

Holy moly! I'm slumming it with my basic bidet!

And a heated seat... I know I'm rubbing it in.

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