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AIRLINES GATE AGENT( culture / humor / jokes / airlines )
An award should go to the gate agent in Denver for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single ag... read more
TRANSPORTATION JOKES( culture / humor / jokes )
New Los Angeles Driver’s Exam For those not fortunate enough to live in Los Angeles, here is a copy of the Los Angeles Driver’s Exam. For those of you who are, study real hard. This is a new exam. Since driving co... read more
CHRISTMAS JOKES( culture / humor / jokes / christmas )
A Christmas Story One day, this past December, I was rushing around trying to get some last minute shopping done. I was stressed out and not thinking very fondly of the Christmas season right then. It was dark, cold, an... read more
JOKE IMAGES( culture / humor / jokes )
WARNING: Not necessarily for kids (or the squeamish).animals ... read more
GET INTO FARMING( culture / humor / jokes )
Some bad language, but funny. Get Into Farming... read more
COUPLE OF GOOD ONES( culture / humor / jokes )
OK, three good ones. and and, this just in, something to settle the argument... ... read more
WORRYING WORKS( culture / humor / jokes )
Worrying must work, because almost everything I worry about ends up not happening!... read more
IF A MAN SPEAKS IN THE FOREST...( culture / humor / jokes )
If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear it, is he still wrong? ... read more
FASTEST TROOPER( culture / humor / jokes )
Montana State TrooperIn most of the United States there is a policy of checking on any stalled vehicle on the highway when temperatures drop to single digits or below. About 3 a.m. one very cold morning, Montana State Trooper... read more
DOORMATS WITH A DIFFERENCE( culture / humor / jokes )
CRUISE SPECIAL( culture / humor / jokes )
A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window: Cruise Special -- $99! She goes inside, lays her money on the counter and says, I’d like the $99 cruise special, please. The agen... read more
TYPICAL MAN'S TIMELINE( culture / humor / jokes )
1972: Long hair; 2002: Longing for hair 1972: The perfect high; 2002: The perfect high yield mutual fund 1972: KEG; 2002: EKG 1972: Acid rock; 2002: Acid reflux 1972: Moving to California because it’s cool;... read more
SPORTS JOKES( culture / humor / jokes / sports )
Baseball An Irishman moves to the USA and finally attends his first baseball game. The first batter approached the batters box, took a few swings and then hit a double. Everyone was on their feet screaming Run, Run. ... read more
ROMANCE MATH( culture / humor / jokes / math )
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man smart woman romance
Smart man dumb woman affair
Dumb man smart woman marriage
Dumb man dumb woman pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss smart... read more
AIRLINE CABIN ANNOUNCEMENTS( culture / humor / jokes / airlines )
All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: 1. On a Southwest flight 245 (SW has no ... read more
A LITTLE BIBLE STUDY NEVER HURT ANYONE( culture / humor / jokes / religion )
Subject: Why can’t I own a Canadian?
Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an ab... read more
STUPID SAYINGS( culture / humor / jokes )
Save the whales. Collect the whole set. A day without sunshine is like, night. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 99 percent of politicians give t... read more
ICE FISHING( culture / humor / jokes )
Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The... read more
BARBECUE SEASON( culture / humor / jokes )
After months of cold and winter, we are finally coming up to summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking as it’s the only type of cooking a real man w... read more
SUCCESS EQUATION( culture / humor / jokes / math )
This equation should be taught in all math classes! From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more... read more
AIRLINE GRIPESHEET( culture / humor / jokes / airlines )
After every flight, pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet, which conveys to the mechanics problems encountered with the aircraft during the flight that need repair or correction. The mechanics read and correct the problem, an... read more
INSURANCE-RELATED JOKES( culture / humor / jokes )
Frequently Asked Questions About Healthcare Q: What does HMO stand for?A: This is actually a variation of the phrase, Hey, Moe! Its roots go back to a concept pioneered by Doctor Moe Howard, who discovered ... read more
HOSPITAL CHARTS( culture / humor / jokes )
NOTATIONS ON HOSPITAL CHARTS Actual Sentences or notations Found In Patients’ Hospital Charts 1. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. 2. ... read more
BLONDE JOKES( culture / humor / jokes )
Blonde in a hailstorm
A blonde is driving home and she gets caught in a really bad hail storm.The hail is as big as tennis balls, and she ends up with her car covered with large dents. So the next day she takes her car t... read more