This equation should be taught in all math classes! From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 96%
But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+2 0+9+20+21+4+5 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you: A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 127%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullsh*t and Ass kissing that will put you over the top!
If I may add one more equation:
W-H-O Y-O-U K-N-O-W 23+8+15+25 +15+21+11+14+15+23 170%
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