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HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER

  • Vol 1 No 1
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    FAMILY NEWSLETTER

    Old stuff, but some of it's still funny ... It's basically the precursor to this website. Click the links in the table of contents, above. Otherwise, just do a search in the home page's searc... read more

    HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 8 NO 1

    Once in a Blue Moon

    Vol. 8 No. 1, February 1997

    A lot has happened since our last newsletter, so let's just... read more

    HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 7 NO 1

    The Wandering Eye

    Vol. 7 No. 1, March 19, 1995

    [We're back! Sorry it took ... read more

    HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 6 NO 7

    Yee-Haw

    The only newsletter we do!

    Vol. 6, No. 7, December 29, 1994

    Belinda Has ... read more

    HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 6 NO 6

    Coyote Breath

    Vol. 6 No. 6, October 26, 1994

    Don rides to Denver

    In August, Don rode ... read more

    HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 6 NO 5

    Behind the Eight Ball

    Who is that behind the eight ball, anyway?

    V... read more

    HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 6 NO 4

    Fish Stories

    Best when lightly buttered, with just a pinch of lemon.

    Vol. 6 No. 4

    June 28, 1994

    <... read more

    HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 6 NO 3

    The Obtuse Moose

    Vol. 6, No. 3, April 21, 1994

    Jeannie finds dog

    Jeannie and John have a r... read more

    HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 6 NO 2

    Falling Down a Manhole

    (can be quite painful and should be avoided)
    Vo... read more

    HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 6 NO 1

    Itchy Trigger Finger


    Vol. 6, No. 1, February 6, 1994

    Earthquake in Southern California!

    We're ... read more

    HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 5 NO 8

    The Happy Hairball

    (something we keep coughing up)
    Volume 5, Number 8 December 20, 1993
    Publisher: This guy ->>
    Editor: Same guy
    Distributor: Br... read more

    HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 5 NO 7

    The Rotten Apple
    "Journalism with visible holes"

    Vol. 5 No. 7, December 1, 1... read more

    HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 5 NO 6

    Hoot and a Holler

    Vol. 5, No. 6, September 28, 1993 - Nashville edition
    Journalism at its finest! - Yearly subscri... read more

    HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 5 NO 5

    the rabblerouser

    Vol. 5, No. 5, August 8, 1993

    Bill moving to Nashville

    Bill is moving to Nashville, Tennessee to pursue his boyhoo... read more

    HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 5 NO 4

    Not Just Another Newsletter

    MONDAY, JULY 19, 1993

    CIRCULATION: Fro... read more

    HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 5 NO 3

    A Face in the Crowd

    Vol. 5, No. 3, May 25, 1993

    Eleanor Gets License

    After taking the DMV driving test every year since the age of 16, Eleanor has finally passed and been give... read more

    HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 5 NO 2

    The Sacred Cow

    Vol. 5, No. 2, March 15, 1993

    Dad sucked from plane!

    Well, almost. And it was ... read more

    HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 5 NO 1

    The Stupid Kangaroo

    Vol. 5, No. 1, February 1, 1993

    Editor's Note... read more

    HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 4 NO 8

    The Leaping Lizard

    Vol. 4, No. 8, October 20, 1992

    EDITOR'S NOTE ...

    After Grandma'... read more

    HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 4 NO 7

    The Belching Frog

    Vol. 4, No. 7, September 16, 1992

    "Thomas should like this name."

    ... read more

    HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 4 NO 6

    The Barking Dog


    Vol. 4 No. 6, July 22, 1992
    "Who names these newsletters, ... read more

    HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 4 NO 5

    The Broken Record

    Vol. 4, No. 5, June 25, 1992

    "Predictable, irritating. Really, no redeeming qualities what... read more

    HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 4 NO 4

    The Squeaky Sprocket


    Vol. 4, No. 4, May 11, 1992
    "The intelligent person's ne... read more

    HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 4 NO 3

    The Leaky Faucet

    Vol. 4, No. 3, March 18, 1992

    "More of the same, basically."

    Doug ... read more

    HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 4 NO 2

    The Leaky Faucet

    Vol. 4, No. 2, February 13, 1992
    "The quintessential newsletter."
    Warni... read more

    HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 4 NO 1

    The Leaky Faucet

    Vol. 4, No. 1, January 4, 1992

    "Everything you've ever wanted to know about ... read more

    HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 3 NO 8

    The Leaky Faucet

    Vol. 3, No. 8, December 10, 1991

    Steve & Denise host Thanksgiving

    Turke... read more

    HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 3 NO 7

    The Leaky Faucet

    Vol. 3, No. 7, October 14, 1991

    Mike lands great job!

    Michael has been ... read more

    HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 3 NO 6

    The Leaky Faucet

    "Irritating, yet soothing. Obnoxious, yet hypnotic"

    Vol. 3, No. 6, July 30, 19... read more

    HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 3 NO 5

    NEWS

    Vol. 3, No. 5, July 6, 1991

    Northern California's leading newsletter since 1989
    (except for those few months when we were Southern Ca... read more

    HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 3 NO 4

    the Evening Star Post-Tribune Dispatch

    (we couldn't decide on a name)

    Vol. 3, No. 4, June 4, 1991

    Bikers ride to Yosemite

    On Mother's Day... read more

    HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 3 NO 3

    and
    now...
    THE NEWS

    Vol. 3, No. 3 (yes, only "No. 3")

    April 26, 1991

    Do... read more

    HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 3 NO 2

    the NEWSLETTER

    Vol. 3, No. 2
    February 10, 1991

    It's a girl... and a boy and... read more

    HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 3 NO 1

    news
    from
    La-La Land

    HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

    Vol. 3, No. 1, January 4, 1991

    Newsle... read more

    HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 2 NO 15

    NEWS, ETC.

    Vol. 2, No. 15, December 18, 1990

    "Christmas Issue"

    Lucy to Ho... read more

    HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 2 NO 14

    The Daily Gargoyle

    Vol. 2, No. 14, November 16, 19... read more

    HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 2 NO 13

    Hometown News

    Vol. 2, No. 13, October 20, 1990
    [Editor's Note: This is most definitely the last issue.]

    Bill graduates!

    Afte... read more

    HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 2 NO 12

    The Newsletter

    Vol. 2 No. 12, September 17, 1990

    "Your Only News... read more

    HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 2 NO 11

    the
    NEWSLETTER

    Vol. 2, No. 11, August 13, 1990

    Doug makes ... read more

    HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 2 NO 10

    Things You Need To Know

    Vol. 2, No. 10, July 16, 1990

    "Pioneer Portuguese" n... read more

    HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 2 NO 9

    WORLD NEWS

    "Award-Winning Journalism"

    Vol. 2, No. 9, June 14, 1990... read more

    HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 2 NO 8

    The Holmes Family Newsletter

    Vol. 2, No. 8
    "Anniversary Issue"
    May 25, 1990... read more

    HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 2 NO 7

    the NEWS

    Vol. 2, No. 7, May 1, 1990


    [Editor's Note: We would like to apologize for that ... read more

    HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 2 NO 6

    the NEWS

    Vol. 2, No. 6, April 16, 1990


    [Back in spite of popular demand.]

    WORL... read more

    HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 2 NO 5

    Big News
    & Other Stuff

    Vol. 2, No. 5
    [Yeah, another new name.]
    March ... read more

    HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 2 NO 4

    Billy Club
    A newsletter for the 90's and beyond!
    "News That Hits You Over The Head"
    ... read more

    HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 2 NO 3

    Billy Club

    Vol. 2, No. 3, February 8, 1990
    [aka Bullseye, Hard Copy, The Holmes Fa... read more

    HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 2 NO 2

    Bullseye

    Vol. 2, No. 2, January 26, 1990

    [formerly known as Hard Copy; before that, The ... read more

    HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 2 NO 1

    HARD COPY

    Vol. 2, No. 1
    "Hard-Hitting Journalism"
    January 3, 1990
    [formerly... read more

    HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 1 NO 10

    The Holmes Family Newsletter

    Vol. 1, No. 10 - Worldwide Circulation - Decembe... read more

    HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 1 NO 9

    The Holmes Family Newsletter

    A Newsletter With A Mission In Life!
    Vol. 1, No. 9
    Worldwi... read more

    HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 1 NO 8

    The Holmes Family Newsletter

    Vol. 1, No. 8, October 23, 1989

    earthquake!

    ... read more

    HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 1 NO 7

    The Holmes Family Newsletter

    Vol. 1, No. 7, October 5, 1989

    [Let's face it, these things... read more

    HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 1 NO 6

    The Holmes Family Newsletter

    Vol. 1, No. 6a, September 17, 1989

    Eve... read more

    HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 1 NO 5

    The Holmes Family Newsletter

    Vol. 1, No. 5, September 5, 1989

    Jeannie breaks elbow... read more

    HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 1 NO 4

    The Holmes Family Newsletter

    Vol. 1, No. 4, August 1, 1989

    Largest Tri-Weekly Newsletter... read more

    HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 1 NO 3

    The Holmes Family Newsletter

    Vol. 1 No. 3, July, 1989

    [Editor's Note: Due to profa... read more

    HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 1 NO 2

    The Holmes Family newsletter

    June 23, 1989 - Vol. 1, No. 2 - Since 1989

    [Editor's Note: This may be t... read more

    HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 1 NO 1

    The Holmes Family Newsletter

    Vol. 1, No. 1, Since 1989

    May 25, 1989

    [Editor's Note: T... read more


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