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Old stuff, but some of it's still funny ... It's basically the precursor to this website. Click the links in the table of contents, above. Otherwise, just do a search in the home page's ... read more

HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 8 NO 1
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Once in a Blue MoonVol. 8 No. 1, February 1997 A lot has happened since our last newsletter, so let's just jump ... read more

HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 7 NO 1
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The Wandering Eye Vol. 7 No. 1, March 19, 1995 We're back! Sorry it took so long between issues, but the entire staff was frozen solid in a block of ice the past three months. We just now thawed out. You know how it is. W... read more

HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 6 NO 7
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Yee-Haw The only newsletter we do! Vol. 6, No. 7, December 29, 1994Belinda Has Puppies! Another one of Lucy's dogs has gone and had a litter of pups. This time the mother is Belinda, a Rottweiler, and she gave birth to a li... read more

HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 6 NO 6
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Coyote BreathVol. 6 No. 6, October 26, 1994 Don rides to Denver In August, Don rode his motorcycle from Nashville to Denver. He wouldn't say why or what he did while in Denver. All we know is that he returned to Nashville a we... read more

HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 6 NO 5
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Behind the Eight Ball Who is that behind the eight ball, anyway? Vol. 6 No. 5, August 21, 1994 Jeannie Breaks Hand Jeannie, a DMV employee in Tracy, CA, broke her hand after falling off her bicycle on the way to work recently. ... read more

HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 6 NO 4
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Fish Stories Best when lightly buttered, with just a pinch of lemon. Vol. 6 No. 4June 28, 1994 Tiffany wins awards Tiffany and her horse, Rocky, of Tracy, CA, competed in a local horse show a couple of months ago. See how cu... read more

HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 6 NO 3
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The Obtuse Moose Vol. 6, No. 3, April 21, 1994 Jeannie finds dog Jeannie and John have a ranch in Tracy, California. To help pay the bills, they board a few horses. One of those horses, a fat old gray Arabian mare, had been particu... read more

HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 6 NO 2
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Falling Down a Manhole (can be quite painful and should be avoided)Vol. 6, No. 2, March 1, 1994 Michael moves!Michael ha... read more

HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 6 NO 1
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Itchy Trigger FingerVol. 6, No. 1, February 6, 1994Earthquake in Southern California! We're sure you've heard all about it on the news, but we just wanted to mention it in case you've just recently emerged from a c... read more

HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 5 NO 8
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The Happy Hairball (something we keep coughing up) Volume 5, Number 8 December 20, 1993 Publisher This guy ->> Editor Same guy Distributor Brave little delivery boys and girls worldwide Address Nashville, TN ... read more

HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 5 NO 7
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The Rotten Apple Journalism with visible holesVol.... read more

HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 5 NO 6
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Hoot and a HollerVol. 5, No. 6, September 28, 1993 - Nashville editionJournalism at its finest! - Yearly subscription rate $135 Brouns family buys property LATHROP, CA - John, Jeannie, their kids, Tiffany and Thomas, John's s... read more

HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 5 NO 5
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the rabblerouser Vol. 5, No. 5, August 8, 1993 Bill moving to Nashville Bill is moving to Nashville, Tennessee to pursue his boyhood dream of being a country singing star! Oh wait, that's Don's boyhood dream. Bill's ... read more

HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 5 NO 4
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Not Just Another NewsletterMONDAY, JULY 19, 1993CIRCULATION From 8 to 15 (depending on our mood and how many stamps we have)Copyright 1993 Bill Holmes Enterprises 2 pages BILL ARRESTED That's right. Bill, this newsletter... read more

HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 5 NO 3
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A Face in the CrowdVol. 5, No. 3, May 25, 1993 Eleanor Gets License After taking the DMV driving test every year since the age of 16, Eleanor has finally passed and been given her ... read more

HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 5 NO 2
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The Sacred CowVol. 5, No. 2, March 15, 1993 Dad sucked from plane! Well, almost. And it was 41 years ago. Hey, nobody can accuse us of being accurate or current (or relevant, for that matter)!Anyway, as a big corporate executi... read more

HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 5 NO 1
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The Stupid Kangaroo Vol. 5, No. 1, February 1, 1993 Editor's Note This newsletter welcomes the New Year (kicking and screaming, but that's to be expected) and we wish all our readers (and a few others) a happy, he... read more

HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 4 NO 8
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The Leaping Lizard Vol. 4, No. 8, October 20, 1992 EDITOR'S NOTE ... After Grandma's recent birthday party (see article below), this newsletter was swamped with requests from people wanting to be added to our mailing list... read more

HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 4 NO 7
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The Belching Frog Vol. 4, No. 7, September 16, 1992 Thomas should like this name. Doug returns again On August 26, Doug returned from Europe for the second time in as many months. Of course, his first thought upon returning to ... read more

HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 4 NO 6
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The Barking Dog Vol. 4 No. 6, July 22, 1992 "Who names these newsletters, anyway?" earthquakes, earthquakes! ... read more

HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 4 NO 5
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The Broken Record Vol. 4, No. 5, June 25, 1992 Predictable, irritating. Really, no redeeming qualities whatsoever. L.A. riots The aftermath In the aftermath of the Los Angeles riots, religious and community leaders speak of... read more

HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 4 NO 4
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The Squeaky Sprocket Vol. 4, No. 4, May 11, 1992 The intelligent person's newsletter of choice. Riots in L.A., earthquakes in So. Cal and Eureka! Is the world coming to an end? Probably. And did you notice that all t... read more

HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 4 NO 3
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The Leaky Faucet Vol. 4, No. 3, March 18, 1992 More of the same, basically. Doug elected president With this nation in the throes of its quadrennial tradition of political rhetoric and b.s., one name has gone relatively unnotic... read more

HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 4 NO 2
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The Leaky Faucet Vol. 4, No. 2, February 13, 1992 The quintessential newsletter. Warning May not be suitable for the humor impaired. Elvis lives! Yes, all your prayers have been answered! The King is alive and well! We kn... read more

HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 4 NO 1
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The Leaky Faucet Vol. 4, No. 1, January 4, 1992 Everything you've ever wanted to know about anything. Diane has surgery On December 3, Diane of Hayward, CA had back surgery done on her back (always a good place to have bac... read more

HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 3 NO 8
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The Leaky Faucet Vol. 3, No. 8, December 10, 1991 Steve & Denise host Thanksgiving Turkey was served and everybody ate it. What else is there to say? Okay, so it was an excellent meal thanks to the efforts of Denise and those who b... read more

HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 3 NO 7
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The Leaky Faucet Vol. 3, No. 7, October 14, 1991 Mike lands great job! Michael has been named Executive Producer of Cal State Stanislaus' new bi-weekly cable television show. It will basically be a show focusing on happenings ... read more

HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 3 NO 6
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The Leaky Faucet Irritating, yet soothing. Obnoxious, yet hypnotic Vol. 3, No. 6, July 30, 1991Sapphire dispute settled out of court Steve of Sacramento, CA, invested in a sapphire venture a few solar eclipses back. He was to be... read more

HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 3 NO 5
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NEWS Vol. 3, No. 5, July 6, 1991 Northern California's leading newsletter since 1989 (except for those few months when we were Southern California's leading newsletter) Record heat melts Sacto!Molten steel and ru... read more

HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 3 NO 4
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the Evening Star Post-Tribune Dispatch (we couldn't decide on a name) Vol. 3, No. 4, June 4, 1991 Bikers ride to Yosemite On Mother's Day, John, Jeannie, Don and Diane (collectively known as Hell On Wheels ) rode their mo... read more

HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 3 NO 3
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and now...THE NEWS Vol. 3, No. 3 (yes, only No. 3 ) April 26, 1991 Doug returns from Hungary On March 21, Doug left Sacramento for Budapest (pronounced booda-pesht ), Hungary. Taking advantage of a tickets-for-mugs tra... read more

HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 3 NO 2
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the NEWSLETTER Vol. 3, No. 2 February 10, 1991 It's a girl... and a boy and a girl and a boy... Chance, a dog, has given birth to seven little dogs. Three boys and four girls! Hasn't she ever heard of birth control?... read more

HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 3 NO 1
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news from La-La Land HAPPY NEW YEAR!! Vol. 3, No. 1, January 4, 1991 Newsletter editor murdered! The editor of this newsletter was apparently murdered some time over the weekend according to police. We think it was our e... read more

HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 2 NO 15
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NEWS, ETC. Vol. 2, No. 15, December 18, 1990 Christmas Issue Lucy to Host Christmas Lucy will be having Christmas at her house this year. It's a potluck affair. Only those with food will be allowed in. Says Lucy, It'... read more

HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 2 NO 14
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The Daily Gargoyle Vol. 2, No. 14, November 16, 1990 Just when you thought it was safe to open the mailbox! Editor's note For those of you who actually believed, or hoped, that there wouldn't be any more newsletters... read more

HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 2 NO 13
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Hometown NewsVol. 2, No. 13, October 20, 1990Editor's Note This is most definitely the last issue. Bill graduates! After seven months, Bill has finally completed his computer programming course! The school, MTI Busin... read more

HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 2 NO 12
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The Newsletter Vol. 2 No. 12, September 17, 1990 Your Only News Source It's a girl!! We asked Denise if she could hurry up and have the baby because we wanted to put out this issue. And, sure enough, she had the baby t... read more

HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 2 NO 11
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the NEWSLETTER Vol. 2, No. 11, August 13, 1990 Doug makes pilgrimage Doug, aka Sluggo , made a pilgrimage to the Mormon church's genealogical library in Salt Lake City over a week ago and hasn't been seen since! Seve... read more

HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 2 NO 10
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Things You Need To Know Vol. 2, No. 10, July 16, 1990 Pioneer Portuguese now available World famous Portuguese historian Lionel Holmes's latest work is now available at a store near you. Don't be surprised if they're... read more

HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 2 NO 9
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WORLD NEWS Award-Winning Journalism Vol. 2, No. 9, June 14, 1990 Dad kills rattler! Special to the News Back from a week in the wilds of Arizona, Dad and Eleanor told of battles with man-eating coyotes and vicious ... read more

HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 2 NO 8
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Vol. 2, No. 8 Anniversary Issue May 25, 1990 Editor's Note This is the big one! The big enchilada. The killer tomato. It's the anniversary issue! (Aren't you excited?) It was one year ago today that a ... read more

HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 2 NO 7
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the NEWS Vol. 2, No. 7, May 1, 1990Editor's Note We would like to apologize for that last issue, but we won't. We'd like to say it'll never happen again, but hey... Mike gets job Mike has taken a job ... read more

HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 2 NO 6
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the NEWS Vol. 2, No. 6, April 16, 1990Back in spite of popular demand. WORLD NEWS Mike is back from Germany and looking very European. (Fancy haircut, pale complexion, but otherwise healthy.) He's having trouble getting... read more

HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 2 NO 5
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Big News & Other Stuff Vol. 2, No. 5 Yeah, another new name. March 19, 1990 Mike to return early Mike has had a change of plans and expects to return from Germany at the end of March, assuming his mom can afford the r... read more

HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 2 NO 4
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Billy ClubA newsletter for the 90's and beyond! News That Hits You Over The Head Vol. 2, No. 4, February 26, 1990 Coyote has puppies! Lucy's dog, Coyote, had four little shepherdy things on Fri... read more

HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 2 NO 3
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Billy Club Vol. 2, No. 3, February 8, 1990 aka Bullseye, Hard Copy, Diane now a doctor Call her Dr. Holmes now. Diane Holmes, D.C., to be exact. She passed her exams last month and is now officially a chiropractor! Dian... read more

HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 2 NO 2
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Bullseye Vol. 2, No. 2, January 26, 1990 formerly known as Hard Copy; before that, Denise expecting! Taking her cue from Lucy's dog, Coyote, Denise is also expecting puppies, er, that is, a child sometime mid to la... read more

HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 2 NO 1
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HARD COPY Vol. 2, No. 1 Hard-Hitting Journalism January 3, 1990 formerly known as Predictions for 1990 Elvis Presley will still be dead. Vice-President Quayle will be kicked out of office and reassigned as Amba... read more

HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 1 NO 10
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Vol. 1, No. 10 - Worldwide Circulation - December 6, 1989 Newsletter sold! was involved in a hostile takeover. A group of Japanese investors have taken control of the Newsletter by means of a leveraged buy-out. Luckily, they'... read more

HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 1 NO 9
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A Newsletter With A Mission In Life! Vol. 1, No. 9 Worldwide Circulation November 21, 1989 The Environmental Issue Only 34 days 'til Christmas And where will this year's celebration be? Well, Lucy has o... read more

HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 1 NO 8
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Vol. 1, No. 8, October 23, 1989 earthquake! Where were you when it hit? Don was just leaving his office on the 15th floor in downtown San Francisco when the whole building started to shake. I survived, said Don. But it defi... read more

HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 1 NO 7
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Vol. 1, No. 7, October 5, 1989 Let's face it, these things are going to just keep coming. Steve arrested Steve received his first-ever speeding ticket recently. Of course, this is the first car he's ever had that could... read more

HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 1 NO 6
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Vol. 1, No. 6a, September 17, 1989 Everyone seems to be on a diet these days. Lucy and Jeannie are trying a low carbohydrate high protein diet. Don's trying good old reliable starvation. Eleanor is on the NutriSystem plan... read more

HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 1 NO 5
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Vol. 1, No. 5, September 5, 1989 Jeannie breaks elbow Placed on Disabled List Lathrop - While attempting a sling-shot maneuver during a roller derby match last month with teammates Tiffany and Thomas, Jeannie went over the railing... read more

HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 1 NO 4
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Vol. 1, No. 4, August 1, 1989 Largest Tri-Weekly Newsletter Circulation in the West! tri-weekly (tri-week'lee) 1. we TRY to get it out weekly) Editor's Note This will probably be the last issue. See article below. Ne... read more

HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 1 NO 3
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Vol. 1 No. 3, July, 1989 Editor's Note Due to profanity, nudity, and the mature theme of this issue, parental discretion is advised. Mike made the Cal State Stanislaus Dean's List for the '88-'89 school ye... read more

HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 1 NO 2
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June 23, 1989 - Vol. 1, No. 2 - Since 1989 Editor's Note This may be the last issue. NEWS Jeannie's dog, Chance, finally had her puppies. Ten of twelve survived, eight of which are female. And they're on sale ... read more

HOLMES FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOL 1 NO 1
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Vol. 1, No. 1, Since 1989 May 25, 1989 Editor's Note This may be the only issue, so pay attention! Announcements Well, the big news, of course, is Steve and Denise's engagement. The wedding is set for the weekend... read more


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