People You'll Be Missing And Why

The daily reports from Lala about her bodily functions will cease,
And without you here, Rose's appetite for report of deposit slips will surely increase;

Your detective skills will be missed you see,
For where, oh where could April's keys be?
Marsha's re-printing will continue to rise,
No more pulling Maria's leg she's gotten wise;

Oh, the fun you'll miss when it comes to Joan,
Your money tracing skills the best she has ever known;

Cheryl will have to learn how to speak and only use her mouth,
And Tony's movie trivia one liners will have gone south;

Gina will have to remember her password each and every day,
And Lila's whirlwind action in the control room well...we will all just have to pray;

Sandy will be lost without her "Young and Restless" buddy,
11:00 lunch hour will just be fuddy-duddy;

Jennifer's laughing we know you'll really miss that,
No more funny Rosalinda stories, "DRAT!"
And for me, the cash turn-ins just won't be the same,
Your sense of humor is borderline insane;

The phone calls from customers that never seem to end,
The pounds and pounds of plates to Sacramento you send;

I don't know how you will make it through a single day,
The boredom you'll experience I just have to say...

Make sure you never call us on Wednesday mornings before 9:00,
We'll all be busy learning and taking tests at that time;

You'll miss the lines for the bathroom stall,
And the end of the day check-out free for all;

I guess you have been officially sprung from your cage,
we had to do that so you wouldn't fly into a rage;

Rumor has it you'll be spoiling your granDChildren much more,
And Elvis memorabilia, it will drive you to the store;

Frogs in the control room will all be packed away,
I know, I know, you really want to stay;

We know you will really miss our DMV strife,
But try real hard to enjoy your retirement life.