BRANDON SURRENDERS TO CHINA( education / news / satire )
In a surprising turn of events, President Bran flew to China to give them an ultimatum about Taiwan but somehow was seen shaking hands with invisible people and muttering I give up over and over.Just prior to Air Force 1 departing, pallets of US dollars were seen being loaded up as a gift from the Chinese leader, with a note attac... read more
SATIRE: BIDEN RELIEVED TO HEAR THERE'S NO SHORTAGE OF ADULT DIAPERS( education / news / satire )
Intentional, manufactured shortage. WASHINGTON, D.C.--According to unnamed sources from inside the Oopsie Cleanup Division of the White House, President Joe Biden has expressed relief after being given the news that although there is a massive shortage of formula, there is no shortage of adult...... read more
SATIRE: WINNING: ELON MUSK MAKES ALL OF BILL GATES'S TWEETS AUTOCORRECT TO SAY POOPY BUTT'( education / news / satire )
Bill Gates needs to go back to whatever hell he slithered out of. SAN FRANCISCO, CA--In the first step toward a world blossoming with freedom of speech, Elon Musk, the proud new owner of Twitter, ordered the company’s tech team to make all tweets by Bill Gates autocorrect to say “Poopy butt.” The... read more
SATIRE: CDC RECOMMENDS ISOLATING YOURSELF FROM ALL OTHER HUMAN BEINGS BY GOING TO SEE MORBIUS( education / news / satire )
The CDC has no power other than the power of suggestion. U.S.–The CDC has recently updated its recommended self-isolation protocol for those who test positive for covid-19. Now, the CDC recommends either staying home or going to see Marvel’s Morbius in theaters to stay as far away from others as possible.... read more