SATIRE: CDC Recommends Isolating Yourself From All Other Human Beings By Going To See Morbius
The CDC has no power other than the power of suggestion.
" U.S.–The CDC has recently updated its recommended self-isolation protocol for those who test positive for Covid-19. Now, the CDC recommends either staying home or going to see Marvel’s Morbius in theaters to stay as far away from others as possible.
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