Well, I tried to mow the lawn, but the lawnmower wouldn't start. I swear. :) It's probably all clogged up from sitting there unused all winter. It was a hand-me-down mower, anyway, probably in need of replacing, but that's just not in the budget right now.
Actually, the yard looks better au natural at the moment because it's full of purple flowers. Sage? Lavender? I don't know, but most yards in the neighborhood have them. Their owners are probably thinking the same thing I am.
Comments
We enjoy free speech. Leave a comment. Try not to offend, but feel free to be offended.
© 1999-2026 · Original content may be copied and used ONLY under the Fair Use Doctrine. All other rights reserved.
about · sitemap ·
or DONATE · privacy · 
We use affiliate links, which earn a tiny (infinitesimal) commission if you make a purchase after clicking it.
host = dreamhost · our IP = 67.205.28.165 · your IP = 216.73.216.144 · search