"So, this "vaccine" will either do nothing, kill you, or keep you safe from a [virtually harmless] virus with a mortality rate of 0.6% (reported by WebMD)"

See also: Heidi Rodriguez-Preston June 13, 2021

Risks outweigh the so called benefits.

Even if we assume exaggerations or false reporting (which I dont but that's just an opinion) even half of reporting would exceed expectations of a non -viable preventive treatment.

VAERS Covid Vaccine Data (Vaccine Adverse Events Reporting System, USA);

329,021 Reports Through June 4, 2021;;

DEATHS 5,888;;

Hospitalizations 19,597;

Urgent Care 43,891;

Office Visits 58,800;

Anaphylaxis 1,459;

Bell's Palsy 1,737;

Life Threatening 5,885;

Heart Attacks 2,190;

Myocarditis/Pericarditis 1,087;

Thrombocytopenia/Low Platelet 1,564;

Miscarriages 652;

Severe Allergic Reaction 15,052;

Disabled 4,583

Cure or cause?