Preparing to take Elizabeth to a skating party, I said, "Here, take some money. Go ask your mom for more." I thought I had at least a $10, but only had $6. When she returned I asked how much she had now.
"Forty-six dollars."
"What?! Yeah, I'll need most of that back."
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