"You might be smart with computers, but in real life you are a complete idiot."

"Programmer, data entry clerk, whatever. How have you not gone insane already!?"

"Put some clothes on! Nobody wants to see that."

"All the great military operations had memorable names: Charge of the Light Brigade. Operation Overlord. How about Operation Make Him Your B*tch or Operation Dimwit?"

"He has already a slime trail leading up to me."

"You do that again, sunshine, and I will leave you dead on the floor."

-- Riva Petkovic, from Operation Detour
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