Elizabeth (at the dinner table being forced to eat her broccoli): Ugh, can I throw up?

Her mom: Um, no.

Me: [trying not to laugh out loud]

Mom: You're not helping!


Comments

i'm not crazy about broccoli, but I eat it because it's supposed to be good for you.

Lionel Holmes, 2013-10-04 13:40:10

I actually like it. But I distinctly remember convincing myself to like it because it's good for you.

bill, 2013-10-04 13:54:07

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