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Is Jeb Bush Right About Barack Obama and Donald Trump? -- The mainstream (pro-Bush/Clinton) media keep pretending Jeb is relevant.
Kanye West named GQ's Most Stylish Man once again -- I'm all about Kanye! Not.
50 Cent's ex Daphne Joy confirms her relationship with Jason Derulo in Snapchat -- I despise rap "music" (because of its denigrating, whiny, "angry victim" message) and didn't even know (until now) who Daphne Joy was.
Justin Bieber in hot water for graffiti promotion -- When isn't The Biebster in hot water?
Sir Paul McCartney and wife Nancy sport straw hats on St Barts boat trip -- Amazing! Straw hats!? No way!