Free Lunch, Or Is It?

by bill - 2013-09-18 ( life / money / employment / lunch ) [html version]

I've been chosen (with 5-6 others) to "Have Lunch With ****!" (one of the VPs at work) tomorrow. I've been instructed to "come prepared to discuss real issues and solutions" regarding my job. Not looking forward to it. At least it's a free lunch ... but is it really? The price is that I have to Have Lunch With ****! and talk about work.

At least I wasn't "chosen" like the other Bill today. He was chosen for a random drug test! Isn't that awesome?! If they ever choose me for another one of those (they rounded up the entire staff once already in the 3 months I've been there), I'd be tempted to just pee in a cup right there in front of everyone.