I've been chosen (with 5-6 others) to 'Have Lunch With [VP]!' (one of the execs at work) tomorrow. I've been instructed to 'come prepared to discuss real issues and solutions' regarding my job. Not looking forward to it. At least it's a free lunch... but is it really? The price is that I have to Have Lunch With [VP]! and talk about work.
At least I wasn't 'chosen' like the other Bill today. He was chosen for a random drug test! Isn't that awesome?! If they ever choose me for another one of those (they rounded up the entire staff once already in the 3 months I've been there), I'd be tempted to pee in a cup right there in front of everyone.
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