• Me (folding clothes): I need some of your hangers.
  • Elizabeth: Here you go.
  • Me: Wow, a variety of hanger types, thanks.
  • Elizabeth: Well, I am diverse!

Her friends are diverse, actually, but it's an inside joke with us about her overbearingly liberal school whose biggest source of pride is its "diversity."


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