Brandon Surrenders To China
by doug - 2023-04-01 10:52:39 ( in education, news, satire) [php version] rebuild (70544)
In a surprising turn of events, President Brandon flew to China to give them an ultimatum about Taiwan but somehow was seen shaking hands with invisible people and muttering "I give up" over and over.
Just prior to Air Force 1 departing, pallets of US dollars were seen being loaded up as a gift from the Chinese leader, with a note attached saying "These won't be needed anymore.'
Video footage soon to follow.
Happy April first!
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