Brandon Surrenders To China

by doug - 2023-04-02 00:52:39 ( in education, news, satire) [php version] rebuild

In a surprising turn of events, President Bran flew to China to give them an ultimatum about Taiwan but somehow was seen shaking hands with invisible people and muttering "I give up" over and over.

Just prior to Air Force 1 departing, pallets of US dollars were seen being loaded up as a gift from the Chinese leader, with a note attached saying "These won't be needed anymore.'

Video footage soon to follow.

Happy April first!