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Bumper stickers

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Couple of good ones

OK, four good ones. and and, this just in, something to settle the argument... Couldn't resist. Here's another one. Pardon the language.... read more

Bumper stickers again

Just thought I'd mention my bumper stickers again. Might be good stocking stuffers! :) Make custom gifts at Zazzle ... read more

Taking the Stairs

Don't you hate it when you're taking the stairs, looking down because it's a struggle, you think you've reached your floor only to look up and see you've got two more to go? Working on the third floor is rough!... read more

Worrying works!

Worrying must work, because everything I worry about ends up not happening! ... read more

Joke by Lee Child

Joke by @LeeChildReacher I had to share: If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear it, is he still wrong?... read more

So God made a dog

I love this. via So God made a dog "And on the 9th day God looked down on his children and said they need a companion, so God Made A Dog. Paul Harvey-style tribute to dogs." ... read more

How Hubbard and Rand got their ideas

According to this video, this must be how it happened. ... read more

Bureaucracy at its worst, legal argument at its best

Part of rebuilding New Orleans caused residents often to be challenged with the task of tracing home titles back potentially hundreds of years.. With a community rich with history stretching back over two centuries, houses have been passed along thro... read more

Sold another bumper sticker!

Man, that's three this year. At a dollar apiece, I'm gonna be rich! :) Make custom gifts at Zazzle ... read more

Fastest trooper

Montana State Trooper In most of the United States there is a policy of checking on any stalled vehicle on the highway when temperatures drip to single digits or below. About 3 a.m. one very cold morning, Montana State Trooper Allan Nixon responded ... read more

Doormats with a difference

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My first bumper sticker sale!

I just got an email saying I've made my first bumper sticker sale! They bought three, actually. At 33 cents commission per item, at this rate, one sale per year, I'll be rich in no time! Make custom gifts at Zazzle ... read more

Obama's unwritten novel wins Lost Man Booker prize

There's always room for satire here via sott/articles/show/208593-Satire-Leaked-Reports-Declare-Obama-s-Unwritten-Novel-Wins-the-Lost-Man-Booker-Prize "Leaked reports reveal that on Wednesday, début Hawaiian novelist Barack Hussein Ob... read more

A few bumper stickers!

And one t-shirt, too. That's not me in the picture. :) Here's my "store": zazzle/holmes3804* Make custom gifts at Zazzle ... read more

Detroit bank robbery

Detroit PD should be ashamed! :) See Detroit bank robbery ... read more

Airline cabin announcements

All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in flight "safety lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: 1. On a Southwest flight 245 (SW has no assigned seating... read more

April Fool's Day hoaxes

April Fools Day Hoaxes/Friday Funnies/April Days Top 10 April Fools hoaxes SPAGHETTI HARVEST - Bogus item on 1957 BBC news show Panorama. Viewers seeking advice on growing their own were told to put spaghetti sprig in tin of tomato sauce. SAN... read more

Lawyer jokes

Courtroom Capers   Mary Louise Gilman, editor of the National Shorthand Reporter, has collected many hilarious courtroom bloopers in two books (Humor in the Court (1977) and More Humor in the Court). Q: ...any suggestions as to what prevent... read more

Stupid sayings

Save the whales. Collect the whole set. A day without sunshine is like, night. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 99 percent of politicians give the rest a bad name. I feel... read more

Ice fishing

Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. There was snow mixed wit... read more

Barbecue season

  After months of cold and winter, we are finally coming up to summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking as it's the only type of cooking a real man will do, probably becaus... read more

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