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Doing the Dishes

by bill - 2013-04-18 ( culture / humor / blog / bill )

So, my wife tells me most people do the dishes every day. I don't believe her. "Every day?" I ask.

"Yes, every day."

"Every single day?"

She nods.

"You don't mean it's something that is an 'every day' thing, but in reality is not done literally every single day, do you?"

"No," she insists. "What I'm saying is that most people, or at least someone in the house, probably a woman, does the dishes, literally, every single day... unless they're on vacation or something."

"Wow. I just find that hard to believe."

"Are you calling me a liar?"

"Oh, no, definitely not. I'm sure you're as honest as... the next wife."

"You'll be looking for your next wife if you keep this up!"

So, I did the dishes.


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