Canada To Build A Border Wall

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To: undisclosed-recipie= nts@missing-domain, missing-domain Date: 01/23/2025 4:40 PM EST Subject= : Canada To Build A Border Wall = = My buddy Roger, who l= ives kind of semi-off-the-grid in= the furthermost portion of the Idaho= panhandle and gets some of his news from Canada...the border= is just = over a ridge from his house..... shared this Canadian op ed with me this mo= rning. Too funny and thought you might enjoy it.= HP = = Canada to Build a Border Wall = = from the Toro= nto Star. = =20 The flood of "Trump-fearing" American liberals/progressives sneaking across= the border into Canada has intensified in the past week. The Republican pr= esidential win is prompting an exodus among left-leaning Americans who fear= they'll soon be required to hunt, pray, pay taxes, and live according to t= he Constitution. Canadian border residents say it's not uncommon to see doz= ens of sociology professors, =20 global-warming activists, and "green" energy proponents crossing their fiel= ds at night. =20 = =20 "I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood produ= cer huddled in the barn," said southern Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, who= se acreage borders North Dakota. "He was cold, exhausted and hungry, and be= gged me for a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn't have = any, he left before I even got a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?" =20 = =20 In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, = but the liberals scaled them. He then installed loudspeakers that blared Ru= sh Limbaugh reruns across the fields, but they just =20 stuck their fingers in their ears and kept coming. Officials are= parti= cularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals just south of the borde= r, pack them into electric cars, and drive them across the border, where th= ey are simply left to fend for themselves after the= battery dies. "A l= ot of these people are not prepared for our rugged =20 conditions," an Alberta border patrolman said "I found one carload= wit= hout a single bottle of Perrier water, or any gemelli with shrimp= and = arugula. All they had was a nice little Napa Valley cabernet and= some = kale chips. When liberals are caught, they're sent back across= the bor= der, often wailing that they fear persecution from Trump Nazi Heil= hai= lers. =20 = =20 Rumors are circulating about plans being made to build re-education= ca= mps where liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer, study the= Co= nstitution, and find jobs that actually contribute to the economy. =20 = =20 In recent days, liberals have turned to ingenious ways of crossing the=C2= =A0border. Some have been disguised as senior citizens taking a bus trip=C2= =A0to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half-dozen =20 young vegans in blue-hair wig disguises, Canadian immigration= authorit= ies began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior= citizens abo= ut Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney to prove that they were alive in the '50= s. "If they can't identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, = we become very suspicious about their age," an official said. =20 = =20 Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are= crea= ting an organic-broccoli shortage, are buying up all the Barbara Streisand = CD's, and are overloading the internet while downloading jazzercise apps to= their cell phones. "I really feel sorry for American liberals, but the Can= adian economy just can't support them," an Ottawa resident said. "After all= , how many art-history majors does one country need?' = =20