My first quarantine-related run-in

I had my first run-in with a #coronanazi today at Wallgreens.

I was just trying to set my cokes down on the end of the counter rather than hold them while I waited in line. They were cold! But no, the cashier (in a mask) put up his hands and almost shouted, “Please stand back! Social distancing!”

The customers (a man and his son) in front of me (not wearing masks) were completely unconcerned by my “close proximity.”

The cashier then assumed a wide stance, with his hands behind his back — martial-arts or military-like — as if ready for a fight. The whole thing was ridiculous.

I wish I'd told him, “Well, there's your proof: masks make you stupid by cutting off airflow to the brain.”


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