You have to give them credit. I never would have thought they could get the entire world to freak out over the common cold and flu. You do realize these "cases" are plain old cold and flu infection, right? Yeah. Who knew? Oh wait, they knew all along! Ah, well, live and learn. That should teach us not to put so much trust in national health "experts" in the future, right?
UPDATE: It should also teach us not to give so much unilateral power to state governors, city mayors and, least of all, unelected bureaucrats like "doctor" Fauci.