Quote on tolerance

"Total tolerance is not a virtue, it is a total lack of principles." — Plainsman 2016

Too funny

This is too funny not to share. See German man’s car found 20 years after he lost it in parking garage.

"Almost every driver has been there — when parking in a large lot or garage, it c

Flipping off Trump

I’m working on an arrangement with my employer whereby I flip off Trump’s motorcade, get photographed doing it, get fired for it, then have a “go fund me” campaign pay me $100K. Wish me luck!

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Trail of blood

Walking in from the parking lot into work this morning, on the sidewalk I saw what looked like a trail of blood. There was a big spot of it at the top of the sidewalk, and it dwindled as it continued toward the front door. What the…? This building is out in the middle of formerly beautiful countryside. Maybe a coyote (or a pack) killed a deer? An

Culture

we have none. we can’t even capitalize the first letter in a sentence.


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On the phone with NASA

Got off the phone with @NASA. Had to tell ’em, "Look, I’m not willing to relocate. Stop calling!" OK, so it wasn’t actually NASA, I didn’t say exactly that, and it wasn’t actually a job offer. A recruiter did call about an opportunity there, though. I’m not a COMPLETE liar.


Ordering a sandwich

Man behind the counter: What kind of meat?

Me: Tuna.

Man: Ham?

Me: If by "ham" you mean "tuna," then yes.

Yet another grammar rant

In addition to "honoring our veteran’s," how about if we honor our teachers who taught us punctuation, spelling, and the difference between possessive and plural? 🙂