Got yelled at today … by a quail. I was crossing an empty lot toward the soccer field when I heard squawking. I looked down, and there it was.
I thought I’d watch some sports while folding clothes (making up for my complete lack of doing chores yesterday). My choices were NBA basketball (where travelling is only called after 6 or 7 steps), bull riding (where I just feel sorry for the bulls), or a dog show (where I just couldn’t care less). My sister Lucy would be in TV heaven, but I had t
United Airlines says "Thank you, American Airlines, now everyone finally knows we’re not the ONLY a*holes!" Yes, the woman was apparently belligerent (just like United’s victim), but these so-called prof
"Diet drinks TRIPLE your risk of stroke and dementia, and are FAR more dangerous than drinks sweetened with sugar.
Boston University researchers found aspart
It was horrible! I was at Walmart again, but that’s not the worst part. There was a teenage/early-20’s girl with boobs out to here, wearing the most form-fitting outfit you ever saw. I tried to ignore her because she REALLY wanted to be looked at, and I always try to disappoint people like that. Even
I’m going to try running Windows in a virtual machine after installing Linux on my PC, as per these instructions: superuser.com. It’ll probably suck (because Linux sucks), but after all of NSA’s Windows backdoors were published online (somewhere, look it up), I’m almost afraid to use my Windows m
Makes me laugh when Facebook asks why I think something is funny or amazing. I’m thinking "Bite me. I don’t have the time or inclination to teach your artificial ‘intelligence’ algorithms what it means to be human." Not that it could ever understand it, anyway.
Preparing to take Elizabeth to a skating party, I said, “Here, take some money. Go ask your mom for more.” I thought I had at least a $10, but only had $6. When she returned I asked how much she had now.
“What?! Yeah, I’ll need most of that back.”
Salt water filter invented