Got yelled at today

Got yelled at today … by a quail. I was crossing an empty lot toward the soccer field when I heard squawking. I looked down, and there it was.

Folding clothes

I thought I’d watch some sports while folding clothes (making up for my complete lack of doing chores yesterday). My choices were NBA basketball (where travelling is only called after 6 or 7 steps), bull riding (where I just feel sorry for the bulls), or a dog show (where I just couldn’t care less). My sister Lucy would be in TV heaven, but I had t

Airlines misbehaving

United Airlines says "Thank you, American Airlines, now everyone finally knows we’re not the ONLY a*holes!" Yes, the woman was apparently belligerent (just like United’s victim), but these so-called prof

Drop the diet drinks

from Diet drinks TRIPLE risk stroke dementia

"Diet drinks TRIPLE your risk of stroke and dementia, and are FAR more dangerous than drinks sweetened with sugar.

  • Boston University researchers found aspart
  • Plastic girl

    It was horrible! I was at Walmart again, but that’s not the worst part. There was a teenage/early-20’s girl with boobs out to here, wearing the most form-fitting outfit you ever saw. I tried to ignore her because she REALLY wanted to be looked at, and I always try to disappoint people like that. Even

    Running Windows in a Linux virtual machine

    I’m going to try running Windows in a virtual machine after installing Linux on my PC, as per these instructions: superuser.com. It’ll probably suck (because Linux sucks), but after all of NSA’s Windows backdoors were published online (somewhere, look it up), I’m almost afraid to use my Windows m

    Being Human

    Makes me laugh when Facebook asks why I think something is funny or amazing. I’m thinking "Bite me. I don’t have the time or inclination to teach your artificial ‘intelligence’ algorithms what it means to be human." Not that it could ever understand it, anyway.

    Taking Elizabeth to skating party

    Preparing to take Elizabeth to a skating party, I said, “Here, take some money. Go ask your mom for more.” I thought I had at least a $10, but only had $6. When she returned I asked how much she had now.

    “Forty-six dollars.”

    “What?! Yeah, I’ll need most of that back.”

    Another website/page of mine

    It’s a site called Patreon where they help creative people find patrons to support their work. My page is here: Patreon

    "It would be amazing if I had any fans at all to help finance what I do! Thank you for (poss

    Salt Water Filter Invented

    Salt water filter invented