Don't you hate it when you tell the self-checkout register that you want cash back. Then by the time you're finished, because the $!? machine has screwed up so many times, you've forgotten all about the cash? Yep, if you want to get rich just follow behind me whenever I go to the grocery
Month: February 2017
Parenting Tip 426: When taking out recycling/trash, check its contents. I almost threw out our daughter's purse and wallet! parentingtips
Me (folding clothes): I need some of your hangers.Elizabeth: Here you go.
Me: Wow, a variety of hanger types, thanks.
Elizabeth: Well, I am diverse!
Her friends are diverse, actually, but it's an inside joke with us about her overbearingly liberal school whose biggest source of pride is it
Cool! But I also like one of the commenters' idea about forest gardens. Via forest gardens
Note: I am no longer on Twitter or Facebook, but here's what I've managed to salvage from back then.
Every time Facebook shows me one of those notices saying something like Hey there, we've been going through all of your posts and thought you might like to share this compilation, I feel
Be careful when dumbing yourself down. Before you know it, you will succeed. dumbingusdown