Adjusted to winter

You know you’ve adjusted to winter when you walk outside to 45F degrees and think "It’s not bad out here!

Writers Need Followers?

Publishers and writing "gurus" preach that writers need followers. The problem is that emotionally-stable people don’t want followers, they want friends, compatriots, people who listen, not followers. Especially zombie followers. They’re the worst! 🙂

Out of toothpaste

Me (joking, the other day): I’m out of toothpaste! Whaddaya gonna do about it?

Wife (without missing a beat): Find a husband with toothpaste, I guess.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why I married her. 🙂 And that’s why I’m at the store right now, buying toothpaste.

Alternate route

Don’t you hate it when you take an alternate route to get away from a slow driver only to have them end up in front of you later?