There may be hope yet! See sciencedaily.com
"Inhibiting a family of enzymes inside hair follicles that are suspended in a resting state restores hair growth, a new study has found. In experiments with mouse and human hair follicles, researchers found that drugs that inhibit the Janus kinase (JAK) family of enzymes promote rapid and robust hair growth when directly applied to the skin."
So, I’m walking back from feeding the neighbor’s dog while they’re on vacation. I see my wife and daughter in the car up ahead, just about to turn onto our street. I’m looking at them. They’re looking at me (or at least it feels like it). They’re still about a hundred yards away, so I’m not entirely sure. To be silly, I pretend to try and hide behind another neighbor’s mailbox. Then I “come out of hiding,” smiling like an idiot (because that’s how I am).
Now they’re REALLY looking at me. And that’s when I realize that’s not my wife and daughter! It’s not even the same model car! It’s not even a woman and a girl!
Oh well. I can only hope they didn’t just happen to be videotaping the road ahead of them. Don’t want that showing up on YouTube. 🙂