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Hi Sir ,We have been caring about your esteemed company for a long time. [A !!! Theyve beencaring about us!] Attached our star products. We ... read more

I just heard about it today. YouTube has been falsely reducing the views, so it has broken the million views mark many different times, according to the artist.Heres the song:Watch on YouTubeIt reached the top of iTunes as of mid-March ... read more

Bill s Salsa Chicken RiceI ve been making this for years, and thought I d share it, finally. Here s my recipe and the quantity I usually make:Six chicken breasts with skin, baked in plastic cooking bags at 400 176;F for ... read more

NOTATIONS ON HOSPITAL CHARTS Actual Sentences or notations Found In Patients Hospital Charts 1. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. 2. Patient has chest pain if she lies on he ... read more

OK, so it took a year, but here they are, finally: Youll see all of our videos of Elizabeth, including the updated version ... read more

Time flies when you lose nine hours. We fly to Astrakhan this afternoon. This morning, well be having the free breakfast that the hotel offers. Then well exchange our dollars for rubles (before the dollar devalues even more). I co ... read more

...from China, where they can monitor individuals down to the square inch, but cannot enforce safety laws at factories (or germ warfare labs). Go figure If we cant depend on the EPA to warn the public about something so thoroughly docu ... read more

All three of us went to Red Square this time. Im glad Tara was able to see it. Elizabeth was fascinated, too, but probably wont remember a thing. We then had lunch at Sbarro in the ... read more

We visited Elizabeth again today. We caught her when she was in the music room with all the other kids in her age group. She smiled wide when she saw us, but by the time she reached us, she tried to keep it cool. Lik ... read more

In honor of my father and his strong support for DNA testing of the Portuguese people, I am awarding a free DNA test each quarter who is announced in each issue of O Progresso, the newsletter of the Portuguese Historical & Cultural Soci ... read more

Here are some actual environmental issues we should be addressing instead of climate change (or screaming about the U.S. pulling out of the Paris climate treaty). FYI, pollution is caused by ... read more

I went to a pre-employment drug screening this morning. Last week, I had interviewed for an IT instructor position. Had to give a mock class, and everything. I chose the subject of "securing your home wireless network." It was fun ... read more

Attract butterflies and bees to your garden, reduce wi-fi. A happy garden is a wireless-free garden. Decades of research has already determined that plants and insects as well as animals and people are harmed by exposure to wireless radiati ... read more

United Airlines says Thank you, American Airlines. Now everyone knows were not the ONLY a--holes! Yes, the woman was apparently belligerent (just like Uniteds victim), but these so-called ... read more

We visited Evelyns family [in Guatemala, hence the title of the post :)] and ate like the pigs that we are. Bijou had fun. I guess the highlight was going to the cemetery. Believe it or not, it was really Gothic, colorful, historical a ... read more

Falling Down a Manhole (can be quite painful and should be avoided)Vol. 6, No. 2, March 1, 1994 Michael moves!M ... read more

behind-the-8-bal.gifBehind the Eight Ball Who is that behind the eight ball, anyway?Vol. 6 No. 5, August 21, 1994 Jeannie Breaks HandJe ... read more

and now...THE NEWS Vol. 3, No. 3 (yes, only "No. 3")April 26, 1991 Doug returns from Hungary On March 21, Doug left Sacrament ... read more

Big News & Other Stuff Vol. 2, No. 5 [Yeah, another new name.] March 19, 1990 Mike to return earlyMike has had a c ... read more

The Daily Gargoyle Vol. 2, No. 14, November 16, 1990 "Just when you thought it was safe to open the mailbox!"[Editors note: For those of you who actually believed, or hoped, that there would ... read more

The Holmes Family Newsletter Vol. 1, No. 7, October 5, 1989[Lets face it, these things are going to just keep coming.] Steve arrested ... read more