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Out of Toothpaste

by bill - 2016-12-08 - ( culture / humor / blog )

Me (joking, the other day): I'm out of toothpaste! Whaddaya gonna do about it?

Wife (without missing a beat): Find a husband with toothpaste, I guess.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why I married her. :) And that's why I'm at the store right now, buying toothpaste.


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