I remember when I didn't know what a "tweet" was, other than the sound a bird makes. It wasn't so long ago, either. Below is just a random list of tweets. Pathetic, I know, but I felt the need to put something new on the site. Anyway...
"Saturday, July 20, 2013: Picked more blackberries this evening, just before dark, before it started raining again. Now I'm thinking about feng shui
... no, there's no correlation between the two. I'm just thinking of rearranging my office. Couldn't care less about feng shui
... and why is it spelled "feng shui" when it's supposed to be a Latin phonetic spelling? It should be spelled "fung shway." I think I
... am in the middle of a Twitter rant/monologue/brain seizure?, 140 characters at a time. :) And, no, I'm not drunk. If I COULD drink
... well, it doesn't matter. Those days are long gone. And, no, I don't miss it. Just like I don't miss TV. Both make you stupid. Anyway
... Enough rambling. I was just doing this as an impromptu writing exercise, or maybe that shoulda been "exorciscm?" :)
Sunday, July 21, 2013: Wordnik claims to be the most comprehensive English dictionary in the world. http://wordnik.com. I don't know about that, but I like it.
Thursday, August 1, 2013: 8yo daughter: I wish you'd work from home again. ME: Didn't make enough money. HER: What you need is advertising! You need more style!
Saturday, August 3, 2013: Feng Shui achieved! (Fung Shway, as it should be spelt). I rearranged my desk so my back's to the wall and I'm facing outward! Feels good!
And I've got both monitors working again! I LOVE dual monitors! How'd we ever live without them... and cell phones... and smart phones
Sunday, August 4, 2013: Google's new City Experts program doles out free swag in exchange for reviews via @Pocketlint (https://www.pocket-lint.com/news/122707-Google-s-new-city-experts-program-doles-out-free-swag-in-exchange-for-reviews)
... 8yo daughter again, explaining the cheeseburger she's munching on: I'm eating this now so I can taste it later when I'm starving in church. "
For more such mindless drivel, go to Tweets by @TheBillHolmes
"Huh? " , 2013-08-09 14:55:50
"It's just a random list of tweets. Pathetic, I know, but I felt the need to put something new on the site. " Bill Holmes, 2013-08-10 00:24:00