Here's my goodbye letter to Zazzle:
Your new policy sucks, big time. And when I tried to create something new before the deadline [after which they start charging monthly fees], it was so freaking difficult [to post it for sale], I gave up. I'm sure you did that on purpose so people like me would get disgusted and close their account. You could then keep all of your lower-producing creators' left-over pennies [below the minimum pay-out threshold] for yourself, huh? Those pennies add up!
No, your "help" did not help. And your customer "support" were typically useless corporate drones, probably outsourced to one of the world's slave-wage countries.
Please delete my account from this shitty website, with its over-priced products and miniscule commissions. I'm moving to CafePress.