I just got back from Kroger where I found a new flavor of smoothie drink from Bolthouse Farms. It's called Carrot Ginger Turmeric, and I gotta tell ya, after cracking one open – not in the store, I'm not one of those people – I took a swig and said, “Wow, that is… terrible!”

I'll drink them because they're good for me, plus I never like to see anything go to waste. It was on sale, BOGO (buy one, get one free, for those unfamiliar), so I bought three. Yeah, my math skills aren't so good.